Joke of the Day

When life gives you lemons, remember, that all it's given me are fucking boysenberries.

Mission Statement

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This is a home for my creative writing, which takes several forms. There's a lot going on, but you are clearly an advanced reader who can handle it.

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First, my book is about why people listen to heavy metal. Learn more about it, and read other metal-related content, in "My Book". Once it is published, buying it will make you a better person.

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Second, exclusive content from the MMW News Network featuring all the news that's only fit to print here. All stories filed under "Fake News".

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Third, short fiction pieces that are not fake news are found in "Humor".

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