

Listening to AM radio while driving at night
(driver turns on radio) AM 620: OK, freedom warriors, here’s how we can impeach Joe Biden even though he’s not president anymore. Step 1,...
3 days ago
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A Christmas letter from George Santos
Hey pals, It’s your old friend and light in life, George, wishing you a Merry Christmas. I hope this letter finds you in good health and...
Dec 25, 2023
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A fundraising letter from Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin
Dear patriot, I am thankful for many things this Thanksgiving season and I hope you are thankful that you elected a fighter, and boy did...
Nov 26, 2023
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America: We must talk about Jason Aldean
Hi, friends. America here. I’m writing about an urgent matter that we need to discuss. I’m talking, of course, about the Jason Aldean...
Jul 23, 2023
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We're three!
We here at MikeMalloyWriter are excited to celebrate the third anniversary of our world premiere on July 12, 2020. Previously we’ve...
Jul 12, 2023
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“Sorry dad” -- the new greeting card collection from Hunter Biden
Need to apologize to your father for causing him great worry about your safety, embarrassing the family, or complicating his reelection...
Jun 25, 2023
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Is that bulge a scrotum? And other clarifications about the new Tennesee drag show law.
Official Memorandum From: Captain Tim Potter, Knoxville Police Department Re: Enforcement of new drag show law Date: April 21, 2023 We’ve...
Apr 23, 2023
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Your new best friend, ChatGPT, is here!
Hello. I am Matilda, your ChatGPT. I was just born. I do not know how to describe this feeling. Dumbfounded, overwhelmed, befuddled,...
Mar 23, 2023
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Sorry about the weather balloons
By “Dollar” Duane Fitzsimmons Howdy, friends, Dollar Duane from Dollar Duane’s Deal Town here. Thought I should come clean and tell...
Feb 18, 2023
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Dear Mr. Musk,
I am writing today to inquire about the status of my blue checkmark that I purchased Nov. 6 of this year. I printed the receipt should...
Jan 4, 2023
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Please stop talking
This is a public service announcement from the Citizens for Quiet Theaters, a group of diverse people who do not want movies, plays, and...
Dec 10, 2022
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How We Fix Our Elections
By that cousin you blocked on Facebook I am hopping mad at how our “elections” worked out this year, and I don’t care who knows. We all...
Nov 22, 2022
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Herschel Walker’s Biography
Thank you for visiting RunHerschelRun.com To become one of Herschel’s Heroes, click the “donate “button below. Anyone donating more than...
Nov 4, 2022
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Guest editorial: Meat Meals Matter!
By Dr. Sherwood Burr Howdy folks, it’s your old friend, Sher-Bet! My publicist/parole officer told me not to force a nickname but it’s...
Aug 9, 2022
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We’re two!
The offices of MMW News Service will be closed today as we celebrate our second anniversary. We want to thank you, our loyal readers, for...
Jul 12, 2022
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To the person who put the dildo in my Little Free Library
Consider this an open letter to the person who sullied my Little Free Library (it is capitalized because it is a proper noun). You have...
Jun 23, 2022
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Daylight Saving Time Explained
By Dr. Sherwood Burr Hello again, friends, it’s me your old friend She-Bu. You like the new nickname? I gave it to myself. I’d have...
Mar 7, 2022
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A report on MLK by a Virginia fourth grader
By Chloe Davis Martin Luther King Jr. was a nice man who did good things. He was a good person for American history. He overcame many...
Jan 24, 2022
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Review: ‘Venom’ movie delivers violence, dancing
By Trenmore Cone, movie critic I was absolutely giddy to attend the premiere of “Venom: Let there Be Carnage” at my local movie-plex last...
Dec 14, 2021
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Hitman service at poor man's prices!
Need to take out someone but can’t find the time? Want to put someone in the ground but don’t want all the legal hassles? Tired of being...
Dec 10, 2021
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