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Joke of the Day
You will suddenly feel much less cool upon hearing your favorite song performed by a marching band.
Mission Statement
This is a home for my creative writing, which takes several forms. There's a lot going on, but you are clearly an advanced reader who can handle it.
First, my book is about why people listen to heavy metal. Learn more about it, and read other metal-related content, in "My Book". Once it is published, buying it will make you a better person.
Second, exclusive content from the MMW News Network featuring all the news that's only fit to print here. All stories filed under "Fake News".
Third, short fiction pieces that are not fake news are found in "Humor".
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