Aug 9

Guest editorial: Meat Meals Matter!

By Dr. Sherwood Burr Howdy folks, it’s your old friend, Sher-Bet! My publicist/parole officer told me not to force a nickname but it’s...

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Jul 12

We’re two!

The offices of MMW News Service will be closed today as we celebrate our second anniversary. We want to thank you, our loyal readers, for...

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Jun 23

To the person who put the dildo in my Little Free Library

Consider this an open letter to the person who sullied my Little Free Library (it is capitalized because it is a proper noun). You have...

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Mar 7

Daylight Saving Time Explained

By Dr. Sherwood Burr Hello again, friends, it’s me your old friend She-Bu. You like the new nickname? I gave it to myself. I’d have...

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Jan 24

A report on MLK by a Virginia fourth grader

By Chloe Davis Martin Luther King Jr. was a nice man who did good things. He was a good person for American history. He overcame many...

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Dec 14, 2021

Review: ‘Venom’ movie delivers violence, dancing

By Trenmore Cone, movie critic I was absolutely giddy to attend the premiere of “Venom: Let there Be Carnage” at my local movie-plex last...

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Dec 10, 2021

Hitman service at poor man's prices!

Need to take out someone but can’t find the time? Want to put someone in the ground but don’t want all the legal hassles? Tired of being...

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Nov 23, 2021

Let’s make that turkey, single guy!

For men experiencing your first single holiday in years, you are not alone. This is not a time to mope or drag down your family with...

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Nov 10, 2021

Help! I want to see Adele

My name is Gerald. I am a robot. I want to bring something to the attention of humans. I thank honorable humans that run this website for...

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Oct 28, 2021

The KC Chiefs are undefeated

By Donald Trump My fellow Americans. It’s Your favorite President of ALL TIME – and soon to be again, we’re working on it, trust me –...

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Oct 6, 2021

Guest editorial: Trusts explained

By Dr. Sherwood Burr The release of the Pandora Papers has caused millions of Americans to think: Pandora, that’d be a great name for a...

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Aug 26, 2021

Annual meeting of the Bureau of Weights and Measures a hoot

My fellow weights and measurers, Information Director Dan here, giving you a report on the 2021 Federal Bureau of Weights and Measures...

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Jul 13, 2021

We're One Year Old!!!!!

Mike Malloy Writer debuted on this date one year ago, clearly the most significant development of 2020. Our staff would like to celebrate...

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Jul 7, 2021

Going in? Tips to help ease back into social life

Reconnecting with people in person is a minefield. We here at MMW News Service offer some helpful advice as you return to in-person...

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Jun 30, 2021

See an alien? Chat with the FBI now!

In response to recently declassified documents showing unexplained aerial phenomenon, the Federal Bureau of Investigations is reaching...

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Jun 21, 2021

Dear Donald advice column debuts

Following up on the incredible success of his blog, President Donald J Trump (only Democrats and the Deep State call him “former”) will...

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Jun 5, 2021

A couple things about your new house

We at Tingler and Sons are proud to present to Gwen Middleton of 1335 Winslow St. your house inspection report. Congratulations on your...

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May 20, 2021

Guest editorial: Non-fungible tokens explained

By Dr. Sherwood Burr “What’s an NFT?” It’s one of the most common questions I’ve been asked lately, right up there with “Are you gonna...

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Apr 5, 2021

A few words from the ghost that haunts your new house

Hi, I’m Lloyd, and I’ve been haunting your new home since I was murdered in the master bedroom in 1954. To be fair, I had it coming. Even...

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Feb 25, 2021

CPAC 2021: Lights, Camera, Reactionaries!

Welcome to the 2021 Conservative Political Action Committee’s 2021 annual meeting! We’re excited you have joined us at the Jewish...

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It’s time you realize that for an insurance adjuster who wears sweater vests, street cred will always be an issue.

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