
- Mar 7
Daylight Saving Time Explained
By Dr. Sherwood Burr Hello again, friends, it’s me your old friend She-Bu. You like the new nickname? I gave it to myself. I’d have...

- Jan 24
A report on MLK by a Virginia fourth grader
By Chloe Davis Martin Luther King Jr. was a nice man who did good things. He was a good person for American history. He overcame many...

- Dec 14, 2021
Review: ‘Venom’ movie delivers violence, dancing
By Trenmore Cone, movie critic I was absolutely giddy to attend the premiere of “Venom: Let there Be Carnage” at my local movie-plex last...

- Dec 10, 2021
Hitman service at poor man's prices!
Need to take out someone but can’t find the time? Want to put someone in the ground but don’t want all the legal hassles? Tired of being...

- Nov 23, 2021
Let’s make that turkey, single guy!
For men experiencing your first single holiday in years, you are not alone. This is not a time to mope or drag down your family with...

- Nov 10, 2021
Help! I want to see Adele
My name is Gerald. I am a robot. I want to bring something to the attention of humans. I thank honorable humans that run this website for...

- Oct 28, 2021
The KC Chiefs are undefeated
By Donald Trump My fellow Americans. It’s Your favorite President of ALL TIME – and soon to be again, we’re working on it, trust me –...

- Oct 6, 2021
Guest editorial: Trusts explained
By Dr. Sherwood Burr The release of the Pandora Papers has caused millions of Americans to think: Pandora, that’d be a great name for a...

- Aug 26, 2021
Annual meeting of the Bureau of Weights and Measures a hoot
My fellow weights and measurers, Information Director Dan here, giving you a report on the 2021 Federal Bureau of Weights and Measures...

- Jul 14, 2021
We're One Year Old!!!!!
Mike Malloy Writer debuted on this date one year ago, clearly the most significant development of 2020. Our staff would like to celebrate...

- Jul 7, 2021
Going in? Tips to help ease back into social life
Reconnecting with people in person is a minefield. We here at MMW News Service offer some helpful advice as you return to in-person...

- Jun 30, 2021
See an alien? Chat with the FBI now!
In response to recently declassified documents showing unexplained aerial phenomenon, the Federal Bureau of Investigations is reaching...

- Jun 21, 2021
Dear Donald advice column debuts
Following up on the incredible success of his blog, President Donald J Trump (only Democrats and the Deep State call him “former”) will...

- Jun 5, 2021
A couple things about your new house
We at Tingler and Sons are proud to present to Gwen Middleton of 1335 Winslow St. your house inspection report. Congratulations on your...

- May 21, 2021
Guest editorial: Non-fungible tokens explained
By Dr. Sherwood Burr “What’s an NFT?” It’s one of the most common questions I’ve been asked lately, right up there with “Are you gonna...

- Apr 5, 2021
A few words from the ghost that haunts your new house
Hi, I’m Lloyd, and I’ve been haunting your new home since I was murdered in the master bedroom in 1954. To be fair, I had it coming. Even...

- Feb 26, 2021
CPAC 2021: Lights, Camera, Reactionaries!
Welcome to the 2021 Conservative Political Action Committee’s 2021 annual meeting! We’re excited you have joined us at the Jewish...

- Feb 13, 2021
What does this rose mean?
A rose by any other name…but what about any other color? Did you get a rose this Valentine’s Day and are unsure what it means? We all...

- Feb 2, 2021
Guest Editorial: Short selling explained
By Dr. Sherwood Burr Welcome to the exciting world of short selling! It’s a topic that my colleagues and I at the Brookings Institute (a...

- Jan 13, 2021
Goop customer service message board
I ordered your Dirty Professor vibrator – guaranteed to give me an a, A, A! The ad said it was like the real thing, and, yes, it worked...