“Sorry dad” -- the new greeting card collection from Hunter Biden

Need to apologize to your father for causing him great worry about your safety, embarrassing the family, or complicating his reelection bid?

Consider buying a pack of greeting cards penned by Hunter Biden, perfect for Father’s Day, arraignment day, or I-passed-out-in-the-bathroom-of-an-Olive-Garden-and-I-lost-my-car-and-my-pants day.

Here’s a preview of the inspirational cover followed by the even more inspirational message inside:

I love you, dad...and I’m not just saying that because I’m in an orange jumpsuit.

You’ve always shown me the way...and pointed out that I can admit to the facts of a gun charge without technically being guilty. Sweet!

I should have told you how much you mean to me...and about that Ukrainian energy company who paid me a lot of money for unclear reasons. My bad!

I just want you to know...that I wrote a tell-all memoir about my cocaine use and hooking up with my late brother’s widow, but don’t worry I’m sure Fox News won’t use this against you.

I just want you to know...that I wrote a tell-all memoir about my cocaine use and hooking up with my late brother’s widow, and I’m sorry that Fox News is using this against you.

I’m so proud of you...can I bring a hooker to the inauguration?