

Cinephile pissed he now must see “Anora”
Lincoln, NE—Nebraska-based film buff Robert Wellington watched in horror Sunday night as “Anora” took home five Academy Awards, including...
Mar 3
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Texas cancels eclipse event: Gov. says it’s too dark
Austin, Tx. —Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas announced Monday morning that all eclipse watch parties in his state were canceled because of the...
Apr 10, 2024
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Exclusive: MMW News sits down with Nicole Shanahan
After weeks of floating possible vice-presidential picks like pro football player Aaron Rogers, former governor Jesse Ventura, former...
Apr 1, 2024
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Other times the deep state has rigged the Super Bowl
By MMW Senior Conspiracy Correspondent, Ron Redacted Astute Americans have read about the recent, totally legitimate, reporting on the...
Feb 10, 2024
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Follow our coverage of the Iowa Caucus
MMW News Service is excited to bring you wall-to-wall coverage of the 2024 Iowa Caucuses. Our team is out in the field and will be filing...
Jan 16, 2024
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Barrel of snakes replaces Mike Johnson as Speaker
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking reversal Thursday, Republicans vacated recently installed Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike...
Oct 27, 2023
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Other Supreme Court justices' vacations
ProPublica recently published stunning accounts of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ vacations hosted by wealthy individuals who had...
Oct 3, 2023
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“I’m a felon, too”: news from the Republican debate
Milwaukee—In an effort to cut into Donald Trump’s massive lead in the Republican primary, eight other candidates took to the debate stage...
Aug 24, 2023
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Yevgeny Prigozhin joins MMW News Service
We are excited to announce our newest staff member, former (?) mercenary leader and eastern European internet influencer, Yevgeny...
Jul 8, 2023
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Hologram of Ronald Reagan enters presidential race
Cedar Rapids, IA—Hundreds of supporters gathered Wednesday in Cedar Rapids to hear a speech from former president, and former person,...
May 25, 2023
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Tucker Carlson’s ESPN debut goes poorly
Tucker Carlson’s stint at ESPN lasted one day after a poor performance on the network’s flagship program, “Sports Center”. Carlson, who...
May 8, 2023
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Phil predicts six more weeks of existential dread
Punksatawny…Punxst…Poncas…That Town in Pennsylvania Nobody Can Spell—The 2023 Groundhog Day celebration turned dour as Phil, the world’s...
Feb 3, 2023
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I, too, have classified documents
By Mike Pence With all the hullabaloo surrounding the ongoing discovery of classified documents in President Joe Biden’s possession, I...
Jan 18, 2023
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Purple nurlpes and other concessions Kevin McCarthy offered
Since Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) became Speaker of the House last week, speculation has swirled as to how he swayed holdouts. MMW News...
Jan 14, 2023
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New film claims The Grinch was a patsy
Documentary filmmaker Gilbert Monson has stirred controversy before but never to the extent that he does in his latest film, “Whos...
Dec 25, 2022
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Five-year-old finds Dr. Seuss book bland, derivative
Akron, Oh. —Sarah Joseph doesn’t like green eggs, ham, or Dr. Seuss. A day after being handed a copy of “The Cat in the Hat”, Joseph...
Oct 20, 2022
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Texas woman scams free trip from Ron DeSantis
MMW News Service introduces News in Brief for readers with a short atten... Texas woman scams free trip Odessa—Meredith Simpson could...
Sep 28, 2022
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Taco, Murray Head among 80s stars lobbying to be in “Stranger Things”
Ever since the retro sci-fi series “Stranger Things” caused Kate Bush’s “Running up that Hill” and Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” to be...
Sep 6, 2022
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FBI raids Mike Pence summer home
For the second time in as many weeks, the FBI raided the part-time residence of a former high-ranking government official. This time,...
Aug 24, 2022
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Fans, reviewers slag Animal’s new pop record
Reaction was as swift as it was negative to Friday’s surprise release of a new record from Animal, former drummer of pioneering rock band...
Jul 26, 2022
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