Joke of the Day
It will disappoint you to find that the function of Conjunction Junction was merely to give out-of-work English teachers something to put on their unemployment form.
This is a home for my creative writing, which takes several forms. There's a lot going on, but you are clearly an advanced reader who can handle it.
First, my book is about why people listen to heavy metal. Learn more about it, and read other metal-related content, in "My Book". Once it is published, buying it will make you a better person.
Second, exclusive content from the MMW News Service featuring all the news that's only fit to print here. All stories filed under "Fake News".
Third, short fiction pieces that are not fake news are found in "Humor".
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