- Sep 1, 2021
Citizen's arrest! Flood of legislation inspired by Texas abortion law
On Wednesday, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to intervene in a Texas law that would allow private citizens to enforce a ban on abortions...
- Aug 17, 2021
Superstars stop flushing the toilet
HOLLYWOOD—Days after admitting that he does not regularly bathe, actor Jake Gyllenhaal admitted that he does not flush a toilet after...
- Aug 10, 2021
Cyber Ninja’s audit: Al Gore won in 2000
PHOENIX—The Cyber Ninja’s released its long-awaited audit of votes in Maricopa County, Arizona, concludes that Al Gore won the 2000...
- Aug 2, 2021
46-year-old preps for 2024 Olympics
ALBERT LEA, MN—Inspired by watching this year’s Olympics, Paul Anderson, 46, has decided to become a sprinter. “If you can dream it, you...
- Jul 26, 2021
New 97-team super conference forms
College athletics was rocked Monday afternoon when college presidents agreed to create a new 97-team football conference. The new league...
- Jul 20, 2021
QAnon followers believe Olympics already happened
AN ABANDONED STUCKEY’S ON I-10 BETWEEN NEW ORLEANS AND HOUSTON — The long-awaited 2020 summer Olympics are set to begin Friday in Tokyo,...