One-line stories for the on-the-go reader and the lazy writer
Man regrets farting on office chair after it becomes sentient
Coup at Minnesota dog pound leaves workers leashed, begging for kibble
Liberal in Iowa dreams of someday living in a blue state like Georgia
Rudy Giuliani didn’t realize staffer was kidding about dyeing his hair via Sharpie
Wyoming still a state
Russian hackers fired after forgetting date of U.S. election
Stylist offering socially distant haircuts by attaching 2 x 4s to garden shears
Rudy Giuliani didn’t realize staffer was kidding when she said “Good job”
Vice-President Pence tries brown sugar in oatmeal, feels guilty
Student keeps leaving dictionary open to page that contains “butt”
St. Louis woman having a great 2020 just keeps it to herself
“Gone With the Wind 2: Give a Damn” begins filming
Justices haze Amy Coney Barrett by making her read Brown V Board of Education
opinion after chugging a bottle of Jagermeister
Trump digs secret bunker under the Rose Garden; tells Eric, Don Jr., “there’s only room enough for one of you”
Rudy Giuliani didn’t realize
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