- Jul 12, 2022
We’re two!
The offices of MMW News Service will be closed today as we celebrate our second anniversary. We want to thank you, our loyal readers, for...
- Jul 8, 2022
Senate passes erection tax
Washington DC—In a surprise move Thursday, senators passed a tax on erections by a narrow margin. The measure now goes to the House. The...
- Jun 23, 2022
To the person who put the dildo in my Little Free Library
Consider this an open letter to the person who sullied my Little Free Library (it is capitalized because it is a proper noun). You have...