

World's worst pawn shop owner keeps smiling
TOPEKA, KS--Mel Pepperidge is happy-go-lucky, which is good because the Topeka-based pawn shop owner has consistently made ridiculous or...
Aug 2, 2020


“How could this happen?” MLB stunned by outbreaks
PHILADELPHIA—Steve Filson pulled off the Phillie Phanatic suit Monday after cleaning the visitor’s clubhouse at Citizens Bank Ballpark in...
Aug 1, 2020


Great White performs for socially distant audience
CROOKSTON, MN--Rock band Great White performed for an audience of 14 Friday night, allowing for proper health and safety measures to be...
Jul 29, 2020


Hamilton sequel in the works
NEW YORK—Tony-winning playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda confirmed Tuesday that he is penning a follow up to his groundbreaking musical...
Jul 23, 2020


White guy totally gets Black Lives Matter
KENOSHA, WI—Local computer programmer and noted white person Eric Swanson has been telling friends for weeks that he can empathize with...
Jul 20, 2020


Jeff Sessions starting to question his choices
After a harrowing defeat to a polit
Jul 15, 2020


Dude! CDC unveils hip anti-Covid campaign
ATLANTA—Concerned about rising cases of Covid-19 among young people, the Centers for Disease Control released a series of public service...
Jul 13, 2020


First Zoom trial conducted in Idaho
BOISE, ID—Court proceedings began Monday for former Idaho State Treasurer David Martin, who resigned last year after being accused of...
Jul 11, 2020


Football plan is, uh...
INDIANAPOLIS—Football coaches and athletic directors from 12 major universities held a conference call Tuesday to plan for a safe return...
Jul 11, 2020