Aug 17, 2021

Superstars stop flushing the toilet

HOLLYWOOD—Days after admitting that he does not regularly bathe, actor Jake Gyllenhaal admitted that he does not flush a toilet after each use. “I don’t see what the big deal is. There’s a lid,” he said. The “Brokeback Mountain” star drew attention last week when he told Vanity Fair that he washes infrequently. Instead of a universal “eww-ick”, the 40-year-old actor found support from fellow superstars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The couple also added Tuesday that they don

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Superstars stop flushing the toilet

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