Joke of the Day

 

You will become horrified upon realizing that your parents were not, as they claimed, "Just moving the bed" all those years. 

Mission Statement

This is a home for my creative writing, which takes several forms. There's a lot going on, but you are clearly an advanced reader who can handle it.

First, my book is about why people listen to heavy metal. Learn more about it, and read other metal-related content, in "My Book". Once it is published, buying it will make you a better person.

Second, exclusive content from the MMW News Network featuring all the news that's only fit to print here. All stories filed under "Fake News".

Third, short fiction pieces that are not fake news are found in "Humor".

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